You think you've had Ah a bad day at work?
I think I got you beaten.
Nope. That's my partner.
Suck it!
There I am.
Three or four days ago, I didn't know this world existed.
Three or four days ago, I wasn't in the Rest In Peace Department.
I heard you coming by the way.
Look at this French girl gets the job from Boston's finest.
Hey, you got the drop on me huh?
I feel like a genius right now. I couldn't have planned this better.
Well, genius there is an orange tree in the backyard.
I like it there.
Yeah, there is an orange tree in the backyard. How weird.
I don't know how it get here. Me neither.
You know it's a similar prosperity, don't you?
No. I've never heard that.
It is. Ask anyone for it.
No. You're crazy. This tree is never gonna make it through the winter.
Well, we aren't gonna make it through the winter.
In this freezing little house.
I love our freezing little house.
But don't you want more?
I always worried about money. Don't you want to real a house, a car?
I don't worry about money, You do.
I have everything I need right here.
My husband with me.
Well, you will always have that.
I got to go to work.
I'll tell you when you can go to work. Oh, really?
Watch that ankle. Love you, baby!
Bye. Love you!
I got my picture in the trophy case I see.
Look at that! Already immortalized.
Oh, right place, right time. What can I say?
Hey, Bobby. Hey.
Garth, Jesus, get a rope or something.
You're asking too much of that towel.
Morning, partner.
Good morning.
Hey guys, love to have you at the Union, maybe, Monday.
Oh sweet Jesus, Murphy. Come on! Oh no! I will shoot that thing.
That's pretty devastating. It's gonna be awhile before I get that image out.
Hey, what did you do with yours?
I burried it. Really?
I thought you'll be joking about that. You know it's not the worst idea.
It's gold and you buried it. Right?
Listen, Bobby. I'm out.
You're out?
Nothing has to change for you.
You do whatever you want. But I'm putting mine in the evidence. It's done.
Nicky. I said I will move it first. I'll take care of everything.
It's not what I'm talking about Bobby.
I'm talking about the way she looked at me this morning.
I knew.
We went in there to make a drug bust. Which we did.
We didn't expect this gold to fall through our laps.
We weren't looking for it.
But then it happened.
The way I see it. You do it for Julia. For your future together. It's simple.
No. She's happy. I'm not going to risk that.
I'm sorry buddy.
Oh, you're right.
I hate it when you're right.
We got to turn the whole thing in.
There goes the speedboat.
Look, you don't have to worry. I'm not biting my fingers at you.
You do whaever you want to do.
No. It's bothering me too.
So, let's grow old and poor together.
Listen up! We got Garza. We got an address.
Wait, you got Garza? You got an actual eyes on him?
An informant gave up this whole meth operation.
He's there we got him.
Okay, We're in business, partner.
Get another picture in the trophy case.
Do you know how long we've been waiting for Garza to slip up?
The guy is a Meth dealer, a cop killer. He's got 30 guys with them.
It's not gonna go easy.
Now, standby for inspiring motivating words from Detective Bobby Hayes.
How about we don't get shot today.
That's great advice here. You're good cop.
Detective Hayes advice us we should avoid getting shot.
And also everybody should put their charm braclets on now.
Hey, that's my grandmother's St. Christopher Medal, jackass.
It's adorable.
I wear for protection.
As for protection, well this stop bullets.
And yours is stops you from getting dates.
Let's go!
Move it! Move in! Let's go!
Move in!
Stay on my lead. Let's put them on their heals.
Hey, Be safe will ya?
Knock. Knock.
Police Officer!
I see Garza.
He's on the catwalk.
Damn it! Garza out the South window.
Jesus! Wow that was close.
The hell you're doing? You almost got me.
Bud, I can't let you turn that gold in.
What?
Tuff day.
It's a little old to be in a tounge tied at first.
I want you to know that I'm here to help you.
I've sat in that chair.
So take your time.
Ease in to it.
Ease in to what?
Come on genius. I know you can get there.
This is a joke.
Halarious. Hahaha.
I'm dead?
Let's be honest. Being a dirty cop.
Is one of the highest shot in the face percentage jobs.
That's not who I am. Really? Pretty boy?
How'd it feel as you were headed towards judgment?
Comfortable? Feel like you're bound for glory?
Or you're a little worried that you're going down.
I thought so.
You're lucky Nick.
You have skills that we want.
So, we're giving you a choice.
You can take your chances with judgment.
Or you can join the R.I.P.D.
The R.I.P.D?
Rest In Peace Department.
I get it. It's cute.
Simply put, we find dead people that have manage to escape judgment.
We ship them off back down to where they belong.
Tour is 100 years.
You say yes we send you back down to Boston.
Your home turf. I'll do it.
That's not gonna work.
What's not going to work? I said I'm in.
I know what you're thinking. You're in a rush.
You want your life back. You want Julia.
No. You asked me to help you.
And I'm here to help.
You really don't think I can read you?
I know everything there is to know about you.
Don't ponder on this opportunity, Nick.
I know for a fact.
You can use a good recommendation on Judgement Day, okay?
I think you're smelling what I'm selling.
Any more questions?
What's with this Steely Dan?
No idea. It's always playing.
Seems to relax people.
Let's do this. Yes Lax.
This will tickle abit.
What the fuck?
Why don't you jump in and get over here?
Settle down!
This is holding we call them Dead'O.
Until they popped they look like regular people.
So, no one except us knows they're monsters inside.
Hey!
You see if you slipped through the cracks, and stand right there if you die,
Your souls rots.
They rot. The world rots.
Global warming, Black plaque, Bad cell receptions. Get it?
Without the R.I.P.D, the world would have been overrun by these dead people.
Sometime in 1954.
I'll stay. No option.
150,000 people die everyday. This place is,
wasn't design to handle that kind of volume.
Welcome to the big league.
R.I.P.D. Boston.
Before you are the greatest law officers, who ever lived and died.
With the 3rd biggest precinct in the force.
What's the first? Bocca.
R.I.P.D. Scottsdale a lot of volume too.
Trust me, Chase here is making a big come back.
I'm telling you!
Chicks dig it.
It's a lot to take in on your first day dead.
But don't worry, your partner will explain it all to you.
No! Go get your hands off me!
I said get your hands off me!
Almost had him.
Come on! Roy! Oh you come on!
'Cause I'm the only one willing to leave the love.
Oh Jesus. Oh you Jesus!
Roy! What? He was going for the door.
I wont plant a gun on him, If it makes you feel any better.
Would you like to take this up to the Eternal Affairs?
We both know what this is about, don't we, honeypon?
Not the time, Roy.
Why not have it out now? I'm comfortable.
Roy, meet your new partner.
Nick Walker.
We've been over this before. I'm a one man operation.
Had a choice Roy?
Nope. You got to earn that.
Come on, Rookie. Grab your.
Hop on in, don't be shy.
Ever think about hiding this place a little better?
When was the last time you got a VCR repaired?
Point taken.
That's right, you're back. Don't wet your pants over it. Come on!
We'll gonna be late.
PROCTOR to start job for some closure.
Come in!
Disappointing turn out, huh?
Expected more?
We got a lot to talk about.
But for now, im just gonna to step back and let you soak it in for a minute.
This moment is not about me. This is about you.
Letting go.
Thank you for letting me soaked it in.
I'll wait for you. Alright.
You know what my funeral was?
Of some a bunch of coyote's, picked my carcas clean,
and dragged my bones off into a cave.
Freaking cave of.
Here it comes.
Becareful now!
Hey! Come on! Watch it!
Julia! Julia!
I'm here and I don't know how but I'm here.
I'm sorry but I don't know you.
Can we just talk or we'd just go somewhere?
Julia! Hey Julia!
What's your problem? Huh?
Piece of shit! Piece of shit!
Back on the meth's place.
That went well.
I knew something is asked for you.
What just happened? How could she not know it's me?
To them, you don't look like you, you don't sound like you.
If you try to tell them who you are comes out all garbled out.
The Universe and it's ultimate wisdom, would not let you revealed yourself.
It's smarter than us.
That's sick.
Consider it The Universe Witness Protection program.
So what do I look like?
Here. These are your ID's.
Some federals, lot of utilities. Whatever get us access.
Really? An old Chinese guy?
What about you?
Like I see you win Roy.
Let me bring you up to speed with what's on my plate.
When you ride with me, You ride with the best.
Pace as lightning, Expectation high.
Things are gonna come at you fast. They gonna come hard. They gonna come wet.
Wet? Learn to drive Bimbo!
You've done this before? Driving?
Ah! You're gonna get your feet wet, with the standard pickup.
Found the suspect, Test 'em. See if these a Dead'O.
And then... Look at the ankles on that girl.
That's what you're into. Ankles? That's what does it for you?
In my days women dress up in certainty.
That makes you real ass creepy.
When exactly was your day?
1800 buddy.
I'm what we used to call a lawman.
Marshall Roycephus Pulsifer.
Roycephus?
It's considered a very sexy name at that time.
Sounds like an S.T.D. [Sexual Transmitted Disease]
Would you care to drive?
I didn't get a peek at your wife's ankle. Not one more word about her.
Listen Rook, You better work on getting a little distance.
Because you too are over.
You just worry about yourself partner.
Woah, you ain't my partner Rook.
You're just the ass on that other seat till I say contrary.
I had a partner. Greatest man I'd ever knew.
Not up until he shot me in the back.
This is what partners will get to.
Tell me about it. How do you think I got here?
You got shot with a modern bullet.
I would have liked a modern bullet. Sanitary glazed.
That's exactly how it felt as passed through my face. Sanitary.
The term partner died when I did.
You got it Roycephus.
Roycephus!
Cephus.
Just call me Roy.
I was going to do that.
Roycephus.
Listen up! This is tactical Rook.
Tactical? A bag of Indian food.
Yup. Got a tip on a possible Dead'O in this building.
Now listen and learn.
Dead'O.
Full of awful bad dead Mojo.
Effect everything with their soul stacked.
Effect everything for the worse.
People and things.
There you go. Broken shits is a dead give away.
Soul killers.
Hit a Dead'O in the head with one of this.
And it's got to be the head. First half on the face most rectified.
You're raised from the cosmos.
All the life ones would hurt us, see be extra careful where you point that thing.
You saw my gun ain't on safety.
It. Ankle piece is strappin'.
Like world gun don't do deadly squats here.
You keep your eyes off my ankles. Thank you.
This out.
Even more promising.
It's always the quiet one.
You ready? You pumped?
Need you out here. Get your snowman on. Get frosty.
Alert. I'd say hot.
Is this you try to sound like a cop?
This throws up a lot of red flags for me.
Got to learn the lingo umbrido.
I'm frosty.
Don't worry about it.
Senior Officer gets to knock Rook.
I've got 15 years in the force knock off the Rookie bullshit.
Oh, you've done this before. You know what's waiting for you behind the door.
You can take your 15 years and you can throw it down the toilet.
Because this, ain't that.
I'll knock you do the cards.
Stanley Nawicky, We're with the Department Of Health.
Is there a problem?
Oh, nothing Narwicky. We suspect that you might be dead.
Is this really necassary? No offense but, you sounds kindda crazy.
Point taken. It's just a routine test. By your hair.
I am not dead.
I meant that's laugh but check my pulse go ahead.
Rook, first question.
It's late on ash Wednesday an Asian teenager in slumdog Acura.
Offers you a plate of Chicken Vindaloo.
Do you accept?
How am I supposed to answer that?
Oh you tell me.
Okay, the answer is no.
What's the problem?
Is it the teenager? Yes?
Is it the Japanese performance to dance?
Perhaps means the Indian food.
Maybe he hates Indian.
No. That's a... Card.
The teenager is Armenian. The day is Rosh Hashanah.
The dish is SAAG PANEER.
I don't want it.
Why not?
Is it spicy? Too mushy?
You. You can't eat during an interview.
I... I don't want anyone.
You don't what?
Card!
The car is a lime green Scion. The season is the solstice.
The dish is CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA.
No! Yes. Yes it is!
It's Chicken Tikka! It's Chicken Tikka!
Oh yeah! That's a Dead'O.
Big O' mouth coming in.
Snitch in life.
Seen him like that. Metaphorical.
For some reasons Indian foods seems to do the trick.
Maybe it's the Kuma.
You can bag this one. My treat.
No! Im not going anywhere near that.
Where is that 15 years now frosty?
Gotta get comfortable with the visual in the smell profile.
Alright, spread them. Come on. Let's go.
Hurry up. Let's get this over with.
That won't be a problem when all is over.
Spread pal.
Put all your hands behind your back.
Stupid space cuffs.
Hey!
No!
You want it?
You got it!
Here! Grab him! Get the rest of him!
Oh shit!
Where he's at? Pun head!
Relax your body!
What?
Relax money!
Give me a reason.
Time to find for me a good one. Had to make me give him a chance.
Might have notice we're pretty durable. It still hurts!
That's what works the bottom.
Bottom?
Okay. That's mostly understable.
You'd really gonna run it through that?
Brief after action report.
Now, we blow within the room.
But you did respond well to my steering during the airbone portion.
Your internal organs provided me a very soft landing.
You have a very impressive crumples up.
With the exception of letting yourself get attached directly to the.
Stop talking. You were solid.
C plus. Stop talking.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop talking!
You're the one who's talking.
You ran your mouth at my funeral.
You ran your mouth when you pushed me out of the building.
You run your mouth non-stop since the minute we met.
No! No! No! Shut up.
Shut up and let me deal.
Oh! You deal! You deal with the up Chuck.
Come to think of it. With all this tantruming.
I'm begining to think that im a little too generous from a plus from that C.
I'm just to lower your grade.
Relax body.
My hat!
You brave. F.
Bus I can forgive. My hat.
Can't even talk about that now.
Go! Go! Go! Tiny as a package. Let's go.
The hell is this? A fire drill?
Never seen anything this busy.
Seems like every Dead'O to Boston last week.
What did I say? Get back out there.
No breaks for everyone till the surge is under control.
If I didn't need you back on the streets...
What? You have my ass? Dont be a clich'e.
You let them get at the window. Aren't you better than them?
You're the one who put me with the training wheels here.
Be gone. Make yourself being boss.
Still large on the boss part. Don't you?
That's the game That's what you wanted.
I don't play the game.
And my ass is mine and mine alone!
Ignorant!
Come on! Glad anyway.
Roy! Narwicky was trying awfully hard to protect this gold.
Don't you think we should try to figure out what it is?
Trust me it's nothing.
The man in that these things. Is just fundraising at 'em from various religions.
Just crap!
What about the one percent?
That's why we locked 'em up in here.
Bag it. Tag it and burried deep.
Is that all of it? That's it.
Sign here please.
Roy! Listen. What?
Narwicky cared an awful lot about that gold.
Yeah.
He was trying to hide it from us. Why?
So now you're gung-ho huh?
I'm... I'm thinking we should follow up.
Let me guess, Genius has a plan.
Genius wants to get off the street and work this.
I think you could help me with that. You know why?
Because every great cop that I've ever known.
Has their own informant.
Big Roy! I meant Big Roy ain't gotta have one.
You want an informant?
Big Roy got the best informant.
Red socks. Number 34. Damn!
Eliot! You're pain in the ass Dead'O.
All he cares about is the socks.
So, I'll let him stick around in exchange for information.
Here!
You're in mourning. Got a hole to fill.
You know, I can't taste anything.
Of course not! You're dead.
R.I.P.D. don't eat we don't sleep.
We're here to kick Dead'O ass. That's about it.
Then why would you eat this? I enjoyed the mouth feel.
How's it going Eliot?
We're up. But the hitline crap.
We'll blow it.
Knock yourself out.
Hello Eliot.
One of your buddies, well gets erased for this. Why?
Rook...
That belongs to the evidence.
I thought you were some kind of rebel Roy?
I fought for the more.
Would you mind terribly. If I got back to my investigations?
Go continue your investigations.
Tell me what this is Eliot.
That looks like a big hunk of gold.
Hahaha. It's not gonna cut it try again.
Hey! Hey! Get your hands off me.
You behave yourself now Eliot.
'Cause of me you're sitting there all cozy in that land in the pun box.
Not opening a desert trying to get your fingers back from the coyote.
You cops are all the same. Always obssesed in about how you bid it.
How was your funeral newbie? Did you cry?
Well they gave your wife that nice folded up flag. Haha.
Hey! That's fun right?
I think we both know there is no red socks on either sides.
So why don't you co-operate?
I apologize for my poor attitude.
May I take a closer look Sir?
You may.
Yeah well look, I'm sorry to disappoint but this is crap.
Look, Dead'O they're sentimental.
Lots of them believe in this talismatic junk.
For something else there be some chatter out there.
I would know.
Alright. We're done here.
These hats are crap.
Keep your heads up and inform me.
Yes Sir.
You gave him the gold?
He seems squirm. We got him.
Got him? What do you meant we got him?
What we get?
Tell you what he got. He got the gold.
Which you gave him.
What the hell is the matter with you?
I'm pissed about my hat.
There, looky looky.
I'm gonna teach you modern law enforcement.
This is called giving the dog a bone.
Bones?
What he's doing?
Okay. That's weird. 'Cause that looks exactly like your ex-partner.
The one who shot you dead.
Okay. I'm interested. Caller me interested.
He might be chasing you huh?
First the guy smoking like a knuck worse. Now we got guys just handing him gold.
Let me think. Just let me think.
What's there to think about? The man just screwing you from left to right.
Your own partner.
And the trifecta.
Sleeping with your wife.
'Cause this is your house isn't it?
Total humiliation.
Just don't pass down in the supermarket.
He's not sleeping with Julia.
Wanna bet?
Yeah let's... Winner shoots the loser in the face as many time as he wants.
Not a hundred percent confident winning the read.
Something always from Mike's.
Seeing how Nick's used to make us stop and getting for it.
Thank you. Thank you Bobby.
Hey Julia. Nick seems alright to you?
Isn't he concerned about anything?
No. Okay. Okay.
Why? I'm sorry I got to do this now.
Nick said he burried something.
If he's not sleeping with her, It's kindda funny he's here isn't it?
Unless you got is half a pack scrubbing for porn of your laptop for you.
I get that.
Classic actually.
He gave this to me. He knew I wanted it.
What are you saying? That he just did this to hide something under it?
I don't know. But I got to take a look.
I was hoping I was wrong.
Just he stole this? Oh God I feel sick.
You crook son of a bitch.
When were you going to tell me about this?
Put the gun down. Shut up.
Just get it away from me. I don't want to see it.
Don't worry. Don't worry about a thing. He was my best friend.
I don't even knew who he was.
Get off from me or I break your legs.
Explanation now.
We spli... We took something.
From a bunch of shit rats who would have
turned into guns or drugs or who knows what.
It was a victim of crime. End of story.
Why would the Dead'O want it?
You think and I know about this Dead'O shit?
It was just money that me, I was trying to make our lives better.
Alright you did a good job of that didn't ya?
Why don't you go and try thing again.
Explain it to her, that went well.
Try it again. If it makes you...
Gold's getting away.
Come on. Tighten it up.
My wife sees me as a piece of shit.
Actually she sees you as an old Chinese guy.
By the way granpa Chin pretty solid look.
Help you stay stakeouts.
The only thing I ever cared about is what she thought of me.
Is all that matters.
The only thing which she thinks...
That's who I am. I blew that.
Destroyed it.
Boo hoo.
You heard me, Boody hoo.
You might be the worst person I've ever met.
Sadly, you do not get to tell her how you did it all for her.
And where exactly do you think you tragedy ranks on the scales cosmic of injustice?
Pakistan earthquake level?
Killing tiers level? To me it was pretty big.
You're playing you're the only who was cut down in his prime?
You think I felt unresolved as my as my face was being devowed by a.
Oh Christ.
You just gonna have to learn to sit on your regret and pain.
And turned the things to adult persistence.
The way I do it. The way im handles it.
I do music videos my phone numbers is on the back.
Excuse me,
Im not a piece of meat put on this earth for your gratification.
I'm a woman.
Respect me or I'll castrate you like a three year old stair.
Look sharp. We got something.
Oh yeah. That's a Dead'O.
That has got to be his friends.
You stay on the gold. I got it.
Hold up. That is on point. No thanks.
Let's see you in action.
You questioning my methods? You ever have a method?
Excuse me Sir, but word.
Freezer.
Allow me.
My bad.
Let me guess, R.I.P.D. Huh?
Great looks man.
You and your spadex expresso and...
Easy with the razor.
You with your magnificent breast. Watch it.
Hey sideburns, tell us about the gold.
Look, we're friends here.
Help each other out.
You don't wanna get pop. I don't want to popped here.
Oh you don't?
No. As soon as you give us that case.
You got to start talking and you keep to be roaming around.
With your bitch and ginger sideburns.
You know what... I'm sick of hiding.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Hell yeah.
Let's do this.
Suck it!
Straight butt!
Come on!
Lower your pants. Have some butt roping to do.
Okay.
Are you okay? Somebody call 911.
I'm okay. Nothing to see. Got to go.
Idiot! Aim for the head!
Hell yeah. You son of a bitch.
Aw, my ass.
What is that?
Relax body.
Rook!
Over here! If not too much trouble.
Thank you very much.
I've never seen one like that before.
Never. Never before has this happen.
Congratulations guys on your unprecedented cock-up.
You let an exposed Dead'O loose on the street.
In the middle of the day.
You're supposed to contain. That is your most
basic job you failed spectacularly to contain.
All right pretty five was different.
We have evidence. As on of their bunch of...
Don't get creative. You do as you're told.
When you don't this happens.
Terrifying whatever rampage through the streets of Boston today was not human.
Now look where we are. You get to deal with them.
Who in this endless streams of freaks is them?
Eternal Affairs. Hammers dropping.
Well?
They're pissed.
Justify apparently stumbled across something important.
Don't act too surprised onr it boss.
The gold that Officers Pulsifer and Walker brought in are part of
an incredibly dangerous artifact known as the Staff of Jericho.
Oh, crap!
Maybe feather in for the new guy? A little bit?
Remember the tunnel we pull you out of when you died?
That's the only way to get to the afterlife.
One way street.
This artifact if build, reverses the tunnel.
The dead reign down on this earth,
That's it for the living world.
Massive destruction we broke into pieces 3000 years ago.
Now it's back.
Till we got the rest of the gold, we're on red alert.
Also apparently you need the blood of enemy.
There are more diagrams.
Why?
Why? Why would someone make something like that?
Come on! Here I am willing the streets into order...
Making headway... Year after dominant year.
And now everything I've done is being
threatened because of some ancient for kids
by some asshole 5000 years ago?
Why even try? How am I supposed to do it?
Look Jesus, You're proud of yourself.
I got an important too.
What?
Well... What is it?
Actually...
It looks like, you two don't need to concern yourself with the red alert.
It brings me no pleasure.
To inform you because of your recent epic failure,
You both been suspended you're off the case.
Hold on a second. We are the case.
We're the ones who brought it in.
I'm feeling that was involved there would be a formal
hearing tomorrow after which you're most likely to be erased.
Erased?
In this moment of clashes. They're going to suspend and then erase their best Officer?
And this other guy.
Better Officers are taking over.
No such thing name one.
Jacobson, Dubo, Watterson, Carson, Jackson.
Pretty good.
That guy who works at the taco card. Shall I go on?
Okay Okay! So tomorrow is my last day...
Most likely.
I'm sorry.
Well, it's a shame. Miss Proctor it's been a delight. Roy, Thank you
very much for your mentorship I'm sure it meant a lot to you.
I got somewhere more important to be.
Who are you?
Why are you following me huh?
Stay away from me.
I haven't left you.
It's me.
No...
Rook...
Congratulations, you finally did it.
You get what you wanted.
I might get erased tomorrow what do you think im going to do?
You're freaking her out if you haven't noticed.
I'm not the time motion level.
And yes in my day I bought my love by the hour.
But I do know, what you're doing is not helping.
Causing her pain.
Why do you think we're here?
What we do what we do.
It's so that Julia can have the a world to live in.
And yeah and that maybe that's you.
She need to survive this. Meet someone new. Maybe have a family.
Because you are not coming back. Ever!
The job is all you have now. But we don't have the job anymore.
Nick, your crap. You're like me.
Like you? Yes and you're like my piece.
I'll come.
Hey fucking me for a long time won't achive this state.
You can get there too but for your weakness.
I've had it. I can't listen to one more self righteous chesnut out of your mouth.
I don't want to live in your weird past with you.
Speak which, those coyote's making ball crap out of your face.
In that story the coyote's are the heroes.
Hey you may think.
It wasn't. It was smelly. It was violent.
It was written with no count engines I've had a lot of anger.
To get past. Okay?
And you, you need to bring a lot of shit out to have been suppressing.
For very long time.
One of the Coyote make love to my skull. Do you know what that practice coming to call?
I do.
And I certainly hope you got both eyes Roy.
Song is called better man. Yeah I got that.
Maybe I took things a little too far.
Maybe.
I'm sorry.
You ought take too much Nick.
Spent with. Maybe your last moments.
You're right about the job Roy.
We got to get back out there. In.
They want me back they gonna have to beg.
I'm not going to take this lying down you?
You wanna help me stop the you know an apocalypse.
You put a bad Roy. Hell yeah Kind of beg me into a corner.
I know his that gold. There is no way he's just a bagman.
Let me ask you something.
Did he like Indian food?
He's not a fan.
But something is bugging me. I rode this guy for 5 years.
I never noticed anykind of.
Soul stank.
Artifact that could masked it.
Like a spiritual deodorant.
Or something he carries with him all the time.
Like grandma sacress for metal?
That.
Let's go pop this son of a bitch.
You know what to do?
Oh yeah. Waiting a long time for this.
You wait a long time?
You know how many years Dead'O have been trying to pull this off? 3000.
Not one of those could get all that gold together.
Until me.
R.I.P.D is not going to know what him 'em.
Now go find yourself some trouble. My pleasure.
Hey Julia.
Hey, I need to talk to you about something really strange happened to me.
What's going on?
I was at the track last night. Do you remember the guy at the funeral?
The little Chinese guy. The one who is yelling.
Alright slow down. Slow down. Take a deep breath.
I don't know somehow, I feel like it's Nick who's trying to talk to me.
Okay.
I know it sounds crazy. It's...
I know it's I don't know you should be alone right now.
I'm going to pick up and im gonna take you lunch and we could talk about everything.
You alright?
Okay.
Hayes, thank you for this. Absolutely. I'll see you later.
Take the front I go right back.
Worked for me.
Bobby Hayes?
Yeah?
Let me ask you a few questions involving tandoori.
Sweetheart you can ask me anything you want.
Make yourself comfortable.
How about a little.
Sure. I'll wet my.
Coming right up.
Looking for this?
Nice move. Nick.
Hey carefull pull off.
I'm getting used to it.
You know it's just business.
Make a move please.
Nick.
It's late on ash Wednesday.
We can skip that part, Roy.
Take off the St. Christopher Saint medal. Now.
Okay.
Powerful stank.
Where's the gold dead man?
Check the water heater.
Oh freaking.
Alright settle up.
We're gonna ride you in.
I know it's wrong. But the whole cowboy talk things kindda working for me.
What you got to smile about?
Hey. How do you like working with this guy?
Hanks a little tight of the stuff huh.
When we get together is none of your damn business.
Where's the rest of the gold Hayes?
See what I meant? Won't let it die.
When I got shot. Got that medal couldn't believe I pull through.
Well I guess you didn't pull through.
Well got killed by some junkie and go to hell,
Just because I took to pay for No. I don't think so.
Who gets to make that call. I don't accept it.
Hey, let me ask you something. What do you think hell punishment gonna be like Hayes?
Hell can kiss my ass.
Lap dancing.
Alright sit down.
Hey, you might wanna put that gold before your partner get his hands on it.
What's this? It's personal.
Along with his gold that I brought in.
That's right doll face. Despite my chicken shit suspension.
I'm available for like a tutorial tap thing for you and the
guys want a few tips to maybe get yourself up to my level.
Why do I have to love you?
I had a beautiful moment now.
Castatrophic mistake.
Calm down but you felt what you felt.
Take a seat.
This guys is gonna help me with the shocking face thing.
Whatever is gonna wait for you on the otherside is going to be bad.
Don't worry it's only forever.
Pass this gold is going with the rest of it. Here.
Hey!
You just put something just like this. Yeah it's in the basket over there.
Got to need to fill up another form.
Better to do.
That's one decent thing about being a Dead'O right?
He can't hear certain frequency so well.
Nope.
Roy!
What the fuck?
Come on Nicky, you thought I just let you bring me here.
If I don't want to be here all along?
Isn't this thing sweet?
Freezes you guys up. Does nothing to us.
They got one of this artifact for everything.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Come on!
Split the gold. Take everything.
It's all there. Uhuh.
Come on!
Let's go.
No! The gold!
You're boss.
I got it all. I'm on it.
Daddy's got gold. Let's build it boys.
Just like Main Street Dark City.
Induce, they picked the wrong venue to make a stand.
I've been at this shit.
Hot.
Fixed it! Yeah!
Let's learn you a few things about old west fighting.
First, Only a novice have to church. First place I'm gonna look.
Second place. Hotel window everytime!
I guess it's only one novice in their crew.
Sometimes the window guy is on the roof.
I haven't seen that before.
Must be the massive destruction Proctor was talking about.
Buckle up!
Hey Julia. Hayes sent us to give you a lift.
Guys, I can still drive.
It's pretty airy out there. He's just worried about you.
Closing up.
Alright bag it up. Nobody gets through to the Commonwealth building.
Nobody.
Look's like the big one is right over the Commonwealth building.
That's where we're heading. Yeah good read.
You agreeing with me that's weird. Yeah feels great!
Kindda tingling.
Dead'O on wheels.
Oh that's disappointing.
I was hoping to get a little break here.
Make it go away Nick.
I got it.
Holy shit!
That scare the shit out of me.
Get the gold up top. I gotta wait for the final piece.
Hey, you're okay?
What the hell is going on?
Nothing is going on. I'm glad you're here with me.
We need to get inside.
Listen there's something I got to tell you. It's something I've been hiding.
Bobby I think you can wait. Wait.
But I think you just try keep an open mind.
Do not judge right well okay?
Skycam 4 is on the scene with continuing coverage.
We're looking down on a Commonwealth Building. What just
warming with I really don't know the way to say this.
Monsters, I urge everyone to stay inside until this situation...
Oh Shit!
Thank you.
It's like they build a barricade.
And there's fat Elvis.
Give him the jeeping.
Not bad.
Can't check me.
Still hurts dicks.
Relax body.
Hope they have an elavator.
Ah! Shit!
Reverse the tunnel. The dead come pouring back.
We stay here forever.
Kindda behind fine moments.
All we got to do. Is fire up this bad boy.
Yeah! Okay.
This is where it gets a little uncomfortable.
There's no great way to say this so, I just say it.
This ancient things, they off with element of
I must say human sacrifice but human sacrifice.
I'll jump before you could even touch me.
Julia, come on! Come on be cool.
This is an honor, im trusting you with the heavy shit.
Julia!
Uhuh! Just in time!
Bobby don't!
No!
Shit! Nice shot!
I'm gonna get Julia. You take care of the Staff.
That gold is better coming down.
You frosty? I'll say hot partner.
What now Nick?
You know it didn't have to be Julia. But I just
couldn't resist it bringing a small circle.
Come on we're screwed right?
Get over here.
How's it coming Roy?
It's harder than it looks.
Killing you never gets old Nicky.
Anytime now.
Come on Roy!
Do some cowboy stuff.
Please! Roy!
There he is.
No.
Well partner. I have a new partner.
I missed you.
I missed you so much.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
It's okay been with me know that.
That's all I wanted.
But not like this.
Julia, you got to live your life.
Without me.
I hope you say goodbye.
Can't stay here.
It's okay.
Go! I will always love you.
Good bye.
She's gonna be okay.
Thank you.
You owe me for that.
Let's settle up. Sure.
I would like to be allowed to design my own medal.
Not so fast.
The Eternals wanna have you had your disciplinary hearing without you.
While we were saving the world?
Nick, as a new recruit you've been let off with a warning.
Reasonably.
Roy, your punishment. Punishment?
Yes. 53 more years have been added to your terms.
53 years? That's... That's a lot.
This is honky tonk bullshit.
You just like having me around. Don't you?
My hat.
You found it?
I guess, I could have brought you flowers but...
I like violence.
She Billy goated me.
Something we used to do.
Ah! She covered up damn ankle with the damn white boots.
53 more years huh?
Well, I still got somethings to work on.
Hell this is the third time I've been extended.
Oh . Got you something.
What's this?
I know you weren't happy with grandpa Chin.
Called a few strings. Got you some new ID.
Thank you. Thank you Roy. I need that.
This is great.
Oh you got to be shitting me.
Ah! Did what I could inventory is what it is.
You thought this was an improvement?